Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, if he gets angry, he’ll be a mile away — and barefoot.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.
For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.
Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.
No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes.
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